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December 4th, 2016
I don’t hate you, but i’m done investing my time in you.
I am slowly learning that some people are not good for me, no matter how much I love them.
  • some tiny-titted binch: don't wear bras let your titties live!!!!! i never wear bras!!!!!!!!!
  • me, a godless titty goblin, made of 90% titty: i haven't taken this bra off for forty years
December 3rd, 2016
my mom told me.. “a person who values you, wouldn’t ever put themselves in a position to lose you.” and that really hit deep.
Just a reminder that you’re whole without someone else. You are not a fraction. You’re a complete masterpiece all by yourself.
Some people come into our lives, and leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never, ever the same.
Flavia Weedn (via psych2go)

(via psych2go)

October 23rd, 2016
May 28th, 2016

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

babiigurl2413:

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

my mom phoned me today and told me that someone in my hometown had robbed the pharmacy at gunpoint but the pharmacist started having an anxiety attack and the robbers were so worried about her they offered to call her an ambulance while they were robbing her

Was this in Canada?

of course it was

(via laughcentre)

May 24th, 2016